i visited this site a while ago 'link'
i was able to get two of my favorite morning rush top ten topics :D
i was really laughing hard and i thought, i'd post it :D
here they are:
February 26, 2008 → The Top Ten Translations of Movie Titles
1. Dax/Superfloss/Vampire Girl/Ex-Mortis - “Dead Man’s Chest” = “Dodo ng Patay”
2. Dax/Ally McDeal - “Never Been Kissed” = “Pangit Kasi”
3. 8-year old Miguel - “Lord of the Rings” = “Panginoon Pawnshop”
4. MNEMONIC - “8 mm.” = “Ang Sa Asawa Ko”
5. Brad - “There’s Something About Mary” = “May Tulo Si Maria”
6. Specs - “The Constant Gardener” = “Ang Kabit Ni Ma’am”
7. Mcmaki - “Memoirs of a Geisha” = “Naalala Niyang Gay Siya”
8. RhachaeL_Leigh - “Romeo & Juliet” = “Si Romeo, Kapag Gabi, Juliet”
9. Biggie/YñaKì - “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind” = “Natikman Na Ng Bading”
10. Loipogi - “Elf” = “Ang Pangulo”
11. Loipogi - “Big Fish” = “Tilapia ni Trining”
12. Loipogi - “Reality Bites” = “Pag Pangit, Pangit!”
13. koneko_narusegawa - “Lord of the Flies” = “Tae”
14. No name - “The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” = “Tinira ni Bobby si Jesse sa Likod”
15. No name - “Scream” = “Sorbetes”
16. Luis/Dexter A./Bugoy/Kites/Platinum Bird/Joy in Boots - “There Will Be Blood” = “Mens”
17. Loipogi - “Ants in the Pants” = “Itlog na Matamis”
18. No name - “A Walk To Remember” = “Ang Naglalakad ng Matulin, sa C.R. may Pasasabugin”
19. Vener J. - “The Next Best Thing” = “Kamay”
20. No name/Loipogi/Chuchi Cua -”Die Hard” = “Namatay ng Matigas”
21. Loipogi - “How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days” = “Huwag Maghugas”
22. Joeshred - “Kunin mo ang Ulo ni Magtanggol” = “Hey Maggie, Give Me Head”
23. Flip - “Bring It On” = “Ipasok Mo Na”
24. Espeks - “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” = “Bukol, Yan Ang Itawag Mo Sa Akin”
25. Loipogi - “The Thin Red Line” = “Ang Maselang Bahagi ng Babae”
26. Bluish Pink - “A Few Good Men” = “Puro Bading, Puro Bading!”
27. Jose de Vengenge - “Chocolat” = “Chocnut”
28. Jose de Vengenge - “Forces of Nature” = “Pala-utot”
29. Susan Sarado - “Monster’s Ball” = “Ang Nag-iisang Betlog Ni Koya”
30. Bloggerhappy - “The Fast and the Furious” = “Si Mister at si Misis”
31. Francesca - “The Sound of Music” = “Ang Tunog Ng Puwet Ko”
32. 2nhycute - “I Know What You Did Last Summer” = “Nagpatuli Ka Noh?”
33. No name/Howe - “Borat” = “Manoy”
34. Jose de Vengenge - “Haba Babadoo, Puti Putipoo” = “Long Chindoo, White Whitedoo”
35. YñaKì - “That Thing You Do” = “Kwan-in Mo Uli Ako!”
36. Tuna Belly - “Tanging Yaman” = “National Treasure”
37. Espeks - “Cloverfield” = “Chichirya sa Palayan”
38. Jose de Vengenge - “Lost in Translation” = “Uhm…”
39. Raymond - “Darna” = “Ordinary Woman Who Swallows a Stone and Shouts Her Name Sideways to Become a Superheroine”
40. Loipogi - “Notes on A Scandal” = “Nakaka-Iskandalong Nota”
41. Loipogi/Chellix - “Annie Hall” = “Butas ni Annie”
42. Kobe Kong - “Scent of a Woman” = “Patis”
43. St. J - “Kill Bill” = “Isang Kilong Bilbil”
44. Jay - “Brokeback Mountain” = “May Nabiyak na Kung Ano sa Likod ng Bundok Tralala”
45. Twylyt - “Failure to Launch” - “Ayaw Tumigas”
46. Joeshred -“Halimaw sa Banga” = “Oscar the Grouch”
47. Jerome - “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” = “Ang mga DVD ng Quiapo: Ang Sumpa ng Itim na Kulangot”
48. Loipogi - “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” = “Tinrangkaso Matapos Mangitlog”
49. Loipogi - “Little Miss Sunshine” = “Anak Araw”
50. Loipogi - “The Hottie and the Nottie” = “Chico and Delamar”
51. Paolo - “The Last Samurai = “Ang Huling Siomai”
52. Atoy - “Sleepless In Seattle” = “Di Makatulog sa FX”
53. Oli - “Beauty and the Beast” = “Ako at Ikaw”
54. Joy in Boots - “Juno” = “Alam Mo Na?”
55. Dude - “10,000 B.C.” = “Birthday ni Madam Auring”
February 18, 2008 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Sentence, “Ano, Gusto Mo Anuhin Ko Yang Ano Mo?”
1. Mnemonic/Mike’s Bloggerhappy - “Ano, gusto mo palamanan ko yang monay mo?”
2. Shining - “Ano, gusto mo galitin ko yang alaga mo?”
3. Mimi - “Ano, gusto mo galawin ko yang myspace mo?”
4. SPY Shadow - “Ano, gusto mo papakin ko yang sushi mo?”
5. Oinkreptile - “Ano, gusto mo babuyin ko yang baboy mo?”
6. LOipogi - “Ano, gusto mo kurutin ko yang kutchinta mo?”
7. Awsom/Jedi Mster - “Ano, gusto mo amuyin ko yang mani mo?”
8. Margarito/Oinkreptile - “Ano, gusto mo himasin ko yang pussy cat mo?”
9. Joeshred/Carlomagno - “Ano, gusto mo salatin ko yang peklat mo?”
10. Filthy Rich Beggar/Vi - “Ano, gusto mong araruhin ko yang bukid mo?”
11. LOipogi - “Ano, gusto mo biyakin ko yang buko mo?”
12. Awsom/Ate Germs - “Ano, gusto mo himayin ko yang tilapia mo?”
13. Racer- “Ano, gusto mo tirahin ko yang pinya mo?”
14. Jose de Vengenge - “Ano, gusto mo hugasan ko yang pechay mo?”
15. Vi - “Ano, gusto mo patungan ko ng itlog yang hotdog mo?”
16. Joeshred/Cheyenne - “Ano, gusto mo kamayin ko yang bulalo mo?”
17. YñaKì - “Ano, gusto mo kamutin ko yang kati mo?”
18. Menthol - “Ano pare, gusto mo punasan ko yang dibdib mo?”
19. Frederique/Joel Paul - “Ano, gusto mo sisirin ko yang hito mo?”
20. Espeks - “Ano, gusto mo buksan ko yang tahong mo?”
21. St. J - “Ano, gusto mo foot spa-hin ko yang mukha mo?”
22. SPY Shadow - “Ano, gusto mo soundcheck-in ko yang mikropono mo?”
23. Sugalero - “Ano, gusto mo i-moderate ko yang greed mo?”
24. Espeks - “Ano, gusto mo chukchakin ko yang chenes mo?”
25. Jedi Mstr/Kid Bukid/iboi - “Ano, gusto mo hipan ko yang bird mo?”
26. Jose de Vengenge - “Ano, gusto mo kalkalin ko yang kweba mo?”
27. Frederique - “Ano, gusto mo pulbusan ko yang pecs mo?”
28. Joeshred - “Ano, gusto mo silindruhin ko yang manga mo?”
29. Frederique - “Ano, gusto mo upuan ko yang mighty meaty mo?”
30. Chammy/Tuna Belly/Empog -”Ano, gusto mo lawayan ko yang bibingka mo?”
31. Council/Hatchi’s bf/Sugarrush - “Ano, gusto mo papulahin ko yang itlog mo?”
32. NurseJP - “Ano, gusto mo i-blow ko yang trumpet mo?”
33. SPY Shadow - “Ano pare, gusto mo brokeback-in ko yang mountain mo?”
34. Chammy - “Ano, gusto mo itlugan ko yang pugad mo?”
HAHAHA! super laugh-trip! :))
hanggang sa muli, masugid na mambabasa :D
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